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If you normally reach this site through Newsnow, your joy at Our Great Victory has been tempered by TOMM’s absence in your life, as the latest post has not registered for some unknown reason. Goodness knows how you managed to pull through.
So there it is, down there, look, just begging to be read and digested.
If you have read it, because you searched for the site, linked via another site or subscribe, I take my hat off to you, and you have the honour of being one among a verrryyyy select group. It’s the same piece, except that I’ve now spelt Ibrahimovic correctly. But not Robinho. Frankly, it’s probably not worth reading again just for that, but hey, that’s up to you.
Special thanks to cutekidbedroomsets.com for the link and for the person who reached via that. Really. I have no idea.
I’m checking to see if this one gets through. If this doesn’t appear in newsnow in 30 seconds, a stiff letter in green ink will follow. That or I’m screwed.